双语笑话|我可以回家了

I CAN GO HOME.

One day after school the teacher said^{1 to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit2 him or her to go home}

earlier. The next day, when the teacher came^{3 into the classroom, he found4 the blackboard daubed. He was5 very angry and asked, Who did6 it? Please stand up! It's me, said Bob, Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.}

我可以回家了

一天，放学将来，老师对他的学生们说：明天上午，假如你们当中的任何一个同学能第一回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最早回家。第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得一塌糊涂，他很生气的问：哪个涂的？请站起来！鲍勃说：先生，是我，目前我可以回家了，再见！